Beware FIFA's Creeping One-World Government

Brazil, host of the 2014 World Cup, and FIFA are at an impasse over beer sales inside World Cup stadia. Brazil has banned alcohol at its soccer matches since 2003 to counteract violent, drunk fans.

National sovereignty and self-determination aside, FIFA General Secretary, Jerome Valcke, says, "alcoholic drinks are part of the World Cup, so we're going to have them. Excuse me if I sound a bit arrogant but that's something we won't negotiate."

Budweiser-sponsored black-hawk helicopters should be flying over Corcavado any day now.